is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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