Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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