I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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