I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think I am morally bankrupt
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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