belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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