I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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