I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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