I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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