id be glad to
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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