I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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