Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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