I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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