the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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