Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize