After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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