maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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