I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
