Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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