How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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