So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize