I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.