Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.