wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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