he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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