i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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