What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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