I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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