Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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