I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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