My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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