He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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