very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm both gender and math confused
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