maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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