This girl is more easily done than said...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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