Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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