Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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