Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
