why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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