so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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