I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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