I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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