Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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