Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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