so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize
