Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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