You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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