brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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