just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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