Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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