You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize