i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Small penises have feelings too.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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