I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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