there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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