While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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