We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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