i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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